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Who the heck am I?
Funny Quotes:"Remember, even if you win the rat race, you're still just
a rat." - Lily Tomlin
"Mother lab rats, just like working mothers, demonstrably excel at time-management and efficiency, racing around mazes to find rewards and get back to the pups in record time." - New York Times, May 8, 2005
"For tapeworm, starve it. Then hold some warm milk up to your nose and sniff deeply. The tapeworm will stick his head out of your nose to get the milk. Hold the milk farther and farther away from him, thus drawing him out." - The FoxFire Book.
"If the president is the head of the American body politic, Congress is its gastrointestinal tract. Its vast and convoluted inner workings may be mysterious and unpleasant, but in the end they excrete a great deal of material whose successful passage is crucial to our nation's survival. This is the Congress's duty." - America (The Book).
My Web Pages: This is getting embarrassing, I have so many. Click here to see the list.
I'm an environmental scientist now working as Conservation Agent for the City of Shelton, CT, and previously for the manufacturing sector. My educational background is in geology and environmental science.
Places I've lived: Shelton (and other towns) in Connecticut; Bloomington, MN (where grew up); and some summers in Kansas and North Carolina.